Toot for fruit

Here's another diary supplement:

         "Blair, Alecia and I have become pretty addicted to a game called Treasure Madness on Facebook. It consists of digging through various maps and discovering treasures to complete various collections. Once you complete a collection and secure it in a museum, you gain money to buy health kits or fruit which provide the required energy to dig on. Players are allowed to exchange treasures to complete the maps quicker and that is exactly what we had been doing the whole evening. It all started with a single request posted by Blair on Alecia's Wall.

Blair: Send me the doubles in TM, I need more dollars!

Alecia: What do you need?

Blair: Everything. Send in the extras.

Alecia: Yeah... that's not gonna happen. Make a wish list, I have a whole bunch of that crap.

Blair: Here.

Eva: A whole bunch of crap but nothing I need!

Alecia: I sent everything you posted, Blair. Make a bigger wish list.

Blair: Let's swing!

Eva: Thanks. Update your wish list every now and then. I'll let you have it all... ALL! That's because I'm such a divine person.

Alecia: I have a new wish list. Cast a glance!

(Somewhere around here the conversation took form of our usual arguments.)

Blair: Here, I've filled in all of your gaps. Don't stop sending!

Alecia: New wish lists. Mine's posted.

Eva: We're fucking mentals.

Blair: Ignore that discovery for a moment and keep sending.

Eva: I've got dick. I've let you have everything already.

Eva: Ah, shit. I should have read that twice before posting.

Blair: Let us ignore the ambiguity of that post of yours and keep sending.

Eva: I'm drained; I've got nothing else to give anymore. I could go for a light, though. 

Blair: Do you need anything else, Eva?

Alecia: Nobody on the planet has what she's looking for.

Eva: Bite me.

Blair: WHAT'S WITH THE ATTITUDE?!

Eva: There's no attitude. Can't you see I was being calm and polite in my request... Unlike some people around here who have a TENDENCY TO CAPSLOCK!

Alecia: Here Eva, I sent you a cross so that you can pray for your salvation 'cause that dirty mouth of yours surely won't get you into heaven.

Eva: Holy shit! Thank God one of you had that. I can secure the collection now. 

Blair: What, neither of you has T-Rex's right arm?"

And another one similar MSN conversation, also related to TM:

Eva: I want a banana.

Blair: What kind of a friend would I be if I didn't provide you with a banana? Here.

Eva: I want some money.

Blair: Yeah, I don't see that happening. 

Eva: (here I posted a link leading to an image of Jesus flipping her off)

Blair: God's arrow... WILL STRIKE YOU DEAD!

Eva: Jesus is on my side.

Alecia: I've already given you a banana today, I can't give you another one will tomorrow.

Blair: But I want a banana. 

Eva: We all want a banana, Blair.

Alecia: You are insatiable.

Blair: Rawr.

          Needless to say, this was all in public. Hopefully people placed us on 'Hide' after the first couple of lines. Those were still more or less decent and didn't quite mark us as complete mental patients in serious deficiency of social life."